'Burn a Bigot' day

Following the postponement of Terry Jones Koran burning day, I think it should be replaced with the first ever 'Burn a Bigot' day. This is an wonderful inter-faith opportunity for Jews, Christians, Muslims, Atheists and any other group to come together and route out these halfwit trouble makers. Hey, we'll even let the Scientology fruit cakes join us (that isn't bigotry as we all know Scientology is just silly).

Bigots, male or female whose mission in life is to be a right pain in the ass to others based on their beliefs, should be rounded up and have the symbol of a penis branded onto their foreheads. By marking bigots with such an international symbol, no matter what religious text they want to burn, bus to blow up or land they want to occupy everyone will know to ignore these numpties and carry on being normal. Imagine Terry Jones on his next press conference with a huge big boner on his slapper! I can't see many Muslims taking him seriously can you?

So put the date in your diary, start looking for bigots and order your very own penis branding tool from eBay for only £4.99 (made of real iron, requires heat source, delivery not included).

Note: coming soon - 'Run over a racist' day and 'Hang a homophobic person' day